FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPTS

Below are the loglines for my feature scripts. I write mostly comedy, or comedy/genre mashups.
All are available for sale (or funding!). Scripts and/or synopses available upon request.
I am also happy to discuss ghostwriting or co-writing opportunities.

 

CRACKED ACES - FEATURE SCRIPT
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(Caper Comedy) When a crackerjack poker player accidentally defeats a Russian mobster’s daughter in a “fixed” tournament, he joins forces with a brothel madam, a geriatric burlesque dancer, and a foulmouthed Girl Scout in a high-stakes gamble to win back his life.

  • Scriptapalooza 2017 Semi-Finalist
  • Las Vegas Screenplay 2017 Contest Finalist
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
plumeraiders

(Period Comedy) After the Titanic sinks with a fortune in exotic feathers aboard, a fledgling British colony—fearing financial ruin—enlists an overzealous mercenary, a skittish ornithologist, and a flashy haberdasher to swipe a flock of ostriches from a gaggle of barbaric pirates.

MORTIMER McGEE AND THE MEGA MAYHEM MACHINE - FEATURE SCRIPT
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(Sci-Fi Comedy) After a milquetoast postal worker in 1920s Wichita stumbles across a machine of unimaginable power, he must band together with the inventor’s eccentric granddaughter to thwart a mad scientist bent on world domination.

polarity
polarity

(Comedy) When a hotheaded pole dancer and a fierce Beyoncé drag queen witness a back-alley mob hit, they flee to Iceland where a viking-esque fireman and a gaggle of Nordic housewives convince them to return to Vegas to turn the tables on the hitman. Sister Act meets Showgirls.

To See the Elephants
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(Coming of Age Comedy) When a bullied child accidentally stumbles across a magical circus tent complete with performers, he runs to the tent and to his new destiny.