FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPTS

Below are the loglines for my feature scripts. I write mostly comedy, or comedy/genre mashups.
All are available for sale (or funding!). Scripts and/or synopses available upon request.
I am also happy to discuss ghostwriting or co-writing opportunities.

 

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cracked aces

(Heist Comedy) After he accidentally defeats a mobster’s spoiled daughter in a high-stakes tournament, a lone-wolf poker player must go all-in with a fiery brothel madam, a septuagenarian showgirl, and an unhinged Girl Scout in a madcap gamble to win back his life.

  • 2020 3rd Place Overall - Scriptapalooza 
  • 2020 Top 10 - Stage 32 Comedy Writing Contest
  • 2017 Finalist - Las Vegas Screenplay Contest 
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
plumeraiders

(Period Comedy) After the Titanic sinks with a fortune in exotic feathers aboard, a dishonored British soldier, a scrappy ornithologist, and an eccentric haberdasher are hired to steal a flock of ostriches from a band of black-market pirates. Indiana Jones on helium

MORTIMER McGEE AND THE MEGA MAYHEM MACHINE - FEATURE SCRIPT
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(Sci-Fi Comedy) When a mysterious parcel accidentally renders a fainthearted postal worker invulnerable, he becomes a reluctant soldier in a battle against a mad scientist bent on world domination.

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polarity

(Buddy Comedy) After a hotheaded exotic dancer and a fierce drag queen witness a botched drug deal, they flee to Iceland where a viking-esque fireman and a gaggle of Nordic women help them turn the tables on the vengeful criminals. Sister Act with strippers. In Iceland

To See the Elephants
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(Coming of Age Comedy) When a bullied child in Oklahoma’s dustbowl stumbles on a magical circus tent in the middle of nowhere, he must save the performers before the magic disappears.