FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPTS
Below are the loglines for my feature scripts. I write mostly comedy, or comedy/genre mashups.
All are available for sale (or funding!). Scripts and/or synopses available upon request.
I am also happy to discuss ghostwriting or co-writing opportunities.
(Caper Comedy) When a crackerjack poker player accidentally defeats a Russian mobster’s daughter in a “fixed” tournament, he joins forces with a brothel madam, a geriatric burlesque dancer, and a foulmouthed Girl Scout in a high-stakes gamble to win back his life.
- Scriptapalooza 2017 Semi-Finalist
- Las Vegas Screenplay 2017 Contest Finalist
(Period Comedy) After the Titanic sinks with a fortune in exotic feathers aboard, a fledgling British colony—fearing financial ruin—enlists an overzealous mercenary, a skittish ornithologist, and a flashy haberdasher to swipe a flock of ostriches from a gaggle of barbaric pirates.
(Sci-Fi Comedy) After a milquetoast postal worker in 1920s Wichita stumbles across a machine of unimaginable power, he must band together with the inventor’s eccentric granddaughter to thwart a mad scientist bent on world domination.
(Comedy) When a hotheaded pole dancer and a fierce Beyoncé drag queen witness a back-alley mob hit, they flee to Iceland where a viking-esque fireman and a gaggle of Nordic housewives convince them to return to Vegas to turn the tables on the hitman. Sister Act meets Showgirls.
(Coming of Age Comedy) When a bullied child accidentally stumbles across a magical circus tent complete with performers, he runs to the tent and to his new destiny.