FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPTS

Below are the loglines for my feature scripts. I write mostly comedy, or comedy/genre mashups.
All are available for sale (or funding!). Scripts and/or synopses available upon request.
I am also happy to discuss ghostwriting or co-writing opportunities.

 

cracked aces

(Heist Comedy) After he accidentally defeats a mobster’s spoiled daughter in a high-stakes tournament, a lone-wolf poker player must go all-in with a fiery brothel madam, a septuagenarian showgirl, and an unhinged Girl Scout in a madcap gamble to win back his life.

  • 2022 Austin Second Rounder
  • 2020 3rd Place Overall - Scriptapalooza 
  • 2020 Top 10 - Stage 32 Comedy Writing Contest
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
Photo by Kris Mayeshiro, KM2 Creative
plumeraiders

(Period Comedy) After the Titanic sinks with a fortune in exotic feathers aboard, a dishonored British soldier, a scrappy ornithologist, and an eccentric haberdasher are hired to steal a flock of ostriches from a band of  pirates. Indiana Jones on helium. 

  • 2022 Runner Up (1 of 10) - Scriptapalooza
  • 2022 Austin Second Rounder

 

MORTIMER McGEE AND THE MEGA MAYHEM MACHINE - FEATURE SCRIPT
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(Sci-Fi Comedy) When a mysterious parcel accidentally renders a fainthearted postal worker invulnerable, he becomes a reluctant soldier in a battle against a mad scientist bent on world domination.

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abstract black background with cold and hot fire

(Female-led Buddy Comedy) After a hotheaded exotic dancer and a fierce drag queen witness a botched drug deal, they flee to Iceland where a viking-esque fireman and a gaggle of Nordic women help them turn the tables on the vengeful criminals. Sister Act with strippers. In Iceland

The truck runs on the highway with speed. 3d rendering and illustration.
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(Adult Ensemble Comedy) A convoy of oddball truckers puts the pedal to the metal from LA to NY to deliver this holiday’s must-have toy while dodging a bevy of bumbling bandits intent on swiping their precious cargo.